ukrainian disco steez

cat pic niche

Anonymous asked: *rides by in a boat yelling "you suck, you suck, you suck" like the kids from Camp MVP in Heavyweights* (is that good enough anon hate for you?)

You win my heart with the heavyweights reference so quite the opposite try again plz

Anonymous asked: You're such a stupid face. And your hatred of Spotify is dumb. And you haven't sent me that music yet. Stupid face.

Go fly a kite, Ryan

I always have anon on but I never get any haters. Am I too boring to hate on jeez

When u eat a hotdog and get on tumblr and the first thing u see is a sex gif

octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

(Source: animalkingd0m, via mmesurly)

In the prime of my life rn

In the prime of my life rn